“‘How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?’ 30 Million People Wonder”
“WASHINGTON—Wishing to dispose of the empty plastic container, and failing to spot a recycling bin nearby, an estimated 30 million Americans asked themselves Monday how bad throwing away a single bottle of water could really be.
“It’s fine, it’s fine,” thought Maine native Sheila Hodge, echoing the exact sentiments of Chicago-area resident Phillip Ragowski, recent Florida transplant Margaret Lowery, and Kansas City business owner Brian McMillan, as they tossed the polyethylene terephthalate object into an awaiting trash can. “It’s just one bottle. And I’m usually pretty good about this sort of thing.”
“Not a big deal,” continued roughly one-tenth of the nation’s population.”
Read the whole thing. It’s pretty funny..in a sad, biting sort of way. Oh, The Onion….